Vomit Queen! Vomit Queen!

One of Kristina's greatest Kung Fu skills was coming up with ridiculous songs off the top of her head usually set to some familiar tune. Years ago we'd wake up on Saturday mornings drink some coffee and watch this anime adventure show called Shaman King. After a rash of drive by barfings from Kitty she dramatically appropriated the opening theme to the show...

Vomit Queen
by Kristina Wadia

Look beyond you look around
See if you can spot a pile that is brown
When kitties are not well they leave a surprise
They lurch and hurl before your very eyes

So many things you never should eat
So many choices other than meat
It could be your destiny,
To be Vomit Queen...
Vomit Queen! Vomit Queen!
When your stomach's not strong,
You can be the one!